FDS Gig Reviews
29 December 2006 - Cat & Wheel, Bristol.
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Reviews:
First gig at the Cat & Wheel for a fair old while , first time we'd got together in three weeks , should've sounded like shit but didn't ...........Andy DSB graced us with his presence & for once got a kebab , will that shut you up ? Jer also had most of his harem from work there which at least gave us something pleasant to look at ( not Jer ) & most of the normal crew turned out so another goodie ........
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So desperate for an audience was Jon Jon that he phoned me about 5 or 6 times during the day, "you coming or what bro? you’ll get a kebab!" "Sorry mate can't make it" after the last call he sounded so disappointed and I can`t turn down a free kebab that I relented and called him back and said if you get Jimmy to pick me up I’ll come! Jimmy turns up dead on time and off we go, next in the beast is Jon Jon and off we go to get the doom brothers from Shepton, (no wonder Johnny is always so sour faced there is only one good thing about Shepton and we’ll come to that later!)
On the way Jon treated us to the culinary delights that he had sampled on holiday by way of his intestinal tract, bowels and then a burst air (?) bubble from his sphincter. Windows down on the beast boys!
Got to the Cat, and off loaded the gear, yes I helped, was told I had to if I wanted the kebab! Had a chat with this guy from Knowle West he is Bristol’s number one FDS and goes to every gig, I explained to him, the best I could with my limited sign language ability, that they look a lot better than they sound. (Although I don’t think so!)
As soon as they had set up, Johnny disappeared, and returned in under a minute, I thought he had gone for a pee, but when he returned knew I knew he hadn’t because the telltale sign that he normally leaves down the front of his trousers wasn’t there, seconds later Free Bird came on the jukebox, coincidence?
The evening begun to look up when a hoard of girls suddenly appeared at the bar only for them to be Hoop groupies, how could I get any of them to divert their gaze from him to me, even more pissed off because I’d put my brown “pulling” trousers on for the night! So I endured the terrible noise once again, but was given a fortunate unscheduled break by the chemical reaction that was happening as in JJs workings because of the afore mentioned holiday dining.
Towards the end of the set Jers drumming improved considerably, ably assisted by the bird that had pleased me no end by jumping around so much that her bra gave up the ghost!
Night over,(thank f**k!) “Kebab now please!” “On the way home” Normal stop only find closed! Me hank, good thing about Shepton? Kebab joint reopens for us! Downside was so hank, forgot they were paying and ended up buying me own!
(The bro
On the way Jon treated us to the culinary delights that he had sampled on holiday by way of his intestinal tract, bowels and then a burst air (?) bubble from his sphincter. Windows down on the beast boys!
Got to the Cat, and off loaded the gear, yes I helped, was told I had to if I wanted the kebab! Had a chat with this guy from Knowle West he is Bristol’s number one FDS and goes to every gig, I explained to him, the best I could with my limited sign language ability, that they look a lot better than they sound. (Although I don’t think so!)
As soon as they had set up, Johnny disappeared, and returned in under a minute, I thought he had gone for a pee, but when he returned knew I knew he hadn’t because the telltale sign that he normally leaves down the front of his trousers wasn’t there, seconds later Free Bird came on the jukebox, coincidence?
The evening begun to look up when a hoard of girls suddenly appeared at the bar only for them to be Hoop groupies, how could I get any of them to divert their gaze from him to me, even more pissed off because I’d put my brown “pulling” trousers on for the night! So I endured the terrible noise once again, but was given a fortunate unscheduled break by the chemical reaction that was happening as in JJs workings because of the afore mentioned holiday dining.
Towards the end of the set Jers drumming improved considerably, ably assisted by the bird that had pleased me no end by jumping around so much that her bra gave up the ghost!
Night over,(thank f**k!) “Kebab now please!” “On the way home” Normal stop only find closed! Me hank, good thing about Shepton? Kebab joint reopens for us! Downside was so hank, forgot they were paying and ended up buying me own!
(The bro